Almost embarrassed to admit my most recent impulse buy:

Look at that face.
How does someone leave their baby at Valu-Thrift?
Luckily, he wasn't lying in a woven basket at the front door, crying hysterically.
He was behind glass in a large and dirty wood frame.
I laughed out loud when I saw him.
Laughing at item = tossing in cart.
First thought after bringing him home: Shitballs. What am I going to do with him?
Second thought: A peanut butter banana honey sandwich sounds really good right now.
Third thought: I'll just take a picture and maybe he'll come in useful sometime.
Sweet Love mascot?

Or..........

And lastly, my personal favorite:
