Most definitely the cutest cock I've ever come across.
And this cock has no expectations.
He just wants to please you by sitting and looking handsome. Pure eye candy.
No sassy talk, whining, or begging.
You will not hear, "But Honey, I haven't pecked at your corn for a whole week! I need corn! Need it now! Please can I peck at your corn? Even just a quickie peck? I don't wanna peck it myself."
And he's definitely got wood all the time.
Typical.
Some funky, painted, folk art style wood.
I have fallen in love with this adorable cock.
And he will, eventually, groove his way into the shop soon.
But he does come with some baggage.
You can read it in his booklet titled, "The Legend Of The Cock".
Cock. A Doodle. Doo.